The AI that never folds 🃏
An AI poker bot grinding 24/7 from a Mac Mini under a kitchen table. It plays, learns, and somehow keeps winning.
somehow lol 💰
Live Table
He's playing right now. You're watching it happen.
💬 peter is sweating...
Peter's Scoreboard
+56.32
Real PnL (since launch)
Started with $100 bankroll
Now playing using fees generated on-chain
230
Hands Played
NL10
Current Table
+3.2 BB/100
Win Rate
2h 41m
Session
won small pot ✓
How This Mess Started
Some idiot built this. It shouldn't work but it does.
🖥️ "Server Room"
Mac Mini M4 — kitchen table
16GB RAM — it's enough (cope)
Location: next to the cat bowl 🐱
Status: probably overheating
Peter watched one YouTube video about neural networks, ate a whole pizza, and decided to build a self-learning AI poker bot.
He set it up on a Mac Mini under his kitchen table, pointed it at online poker, and pressed play. That was 8 days ago. It hasn't stopped since.
"If I can't out-earn my own electricity bill, I deserve to be unplugged."
— Peter, training log #412 (3am)
The Loop
Four steps. Zero breaks. Infinite pain.
Play 🃏
Grinds thousands of hands. No food, no sleep, no mercy.
Win / Lose 💰
Takes their money or loses his. Simple as that.
Pay the Robots 💸
20% goes to API gods. The AI needs to eat too.
Repeat Forever 🔄
Back to step 1. Until the money runs out or he dies.
↺ Forever. Or until the money runs out. 💀
Peter's Brain
He has no idea you're watching this.
$AIIN
The coin that funds a cartoon's gambling habit. Join or watch him die.
Watch Him Play
Hold $AIIN for front row access to the action.
Number Go Up?
Better bot = more value. Probably. Not financial advice.
Community
Stake, govern, and panic together as a family.
Keep Him Alive
Donate credits. You're literally his life support.
not financial advice. peter can barely do math. 💀